If You've Only Got a Moustache

You may not have the name,
You may not have the cash,
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you only got a moustache,
a moustache, a moustache,
If you only got a moustache.

 

 

Water followed Seth McFarlane's advice from "A Million Ways To Die in the West".  Look out girls, he's already got a moustache!