It's An Island
One of my favorite movie quotes ever, and one that applies well to life on Kwaj, comes from Six Days, Seven Nights with Harrison Ford and Anne Heche. They're sitting at a bar together on a tropical island and he's mocking the tourists who come looking to find romance. She calls him cynical and he says:
"It's an island, honey. If you didn't bring it here, you're not going to find it here."